When I got to the
UC Davis Main Hospital GI department I filled out a ton of paperwork.
Since I did this procedure one year ago, I was oddly calm.
Once I left the waiting room, I was taken into the same room I was taken to a year ago. A nurse came in and filled out more paperwork, took my vitals and had me change into just a hospital gown.
I was then lead to a bed where I met my nurse Hazel. She was great!! Hazel could not believe that I was getting a
colonoscopy due to cancer.
She kept saying "Josh, you are too young to be here!"
Hazel and I kept each other laughing though. I told her of my dream that I had the night before while she was inserting the IV into my forearm.
My dream was that I went into the hospital to get my
colonoscopy and the IV did not knock me out -- so I felt, saw and heard everything.
Hazel told me that I had nothing to worry about. I asked her to give me a full dose of the anesthesia, PLUS another half dose!!
Well... I don't know what Hazel gave me, but I was knocked out!
I remember getting wheeled down the hall to the room.
I remember seeing the camera and the chain they use!
I remember Hazel hooking me up to all of these machines
I remember Hazel asking me to roll to my side.
I remember telling Hazel that I was WAY to awake for her to start!!
And I remember her telling me to give her my arm
She took a needle and put into my vein and.......
......
.....well, I don't remember anything until 6am the next morning.
Here is the scary part.
I do not remember the procedure
I do not remember waking up
I do not remember leaving the hospital
I do not remember being driven home by Brenda
I do not remember getting into my building
I do not remember getting into bed
I do not remember having my Hall Manager Colby key into my apartment and check on me at 8pm
I do not remember calling my mother -- twice -- once at 7pm EST and again at 2am EST (oops sorry mom)
I do not remember when my other Hall Manager, Theresa and RA Krystle, key into my apartment to check on me at 11pm.
I literally can not remember 15 hours of my life... that is scary.
When I awoke at 6am, I called my mom in Connecticut (it was 9am there for her)
I then called my friend Brenda, who drove me to the hospital. She was asleep.
I then walked into my living room to find my
colonoscopy results sitting on my coffee table with photos!
RESULTS:
Endoscopic Survey was conducted via the anus
Rectum: Hemorrhoids
Sigmoid Colon: NORMAL
Descending Colon: NORMAL
Splenic Flexure: NORMAL
Transverse Colon: NORMAL
Hepatic
Flexure: NORMAL
Ascending Colon: NORMAL
Cecum: NORMAL
Ileum: NORMAL
Special Diagnostic Techniques: Biopsies were taken from the Ileum, Cecum, Ascending colon, Transverse Colon, Descending Colon and Rectum.
Final Diagnosis: All Clear except hemorrhoids.
So, my
colonoscopy went well...
... everything came up clear.. which would be good for most people, but not for me. Odd I know. Most people would be EXTREMELY happy with the results of my
colonoscopy. Not so much for me.
You see, my doctors wanted to find something, like Colitis or
Crones, so that they can rule out the cancer...
Colitis or
Crones would explain the tumors/inflamed lymph nodes... but since it is not anything caused by my GI track, we go back to the drawing board!
So, just before Halloween I am gong to have a CT scan and I have a scheduled meeting with my oncologist on Nov 4
th!
Another 3 weeks of waiting...... UGH!
One thing we know for sure... this past weekend, nobody could accuse me of being full of shit! :)